Sexy lingerie...fucking empty box

First we have to welcome France, Welcome :) and thanks for visiting.

I'm on the line and can't help but blog about a statement.  The topic is sex, duh, and the guy is telling me his girl has drawers and drawers of lingerie and would get upset because... well this is how it goes:

Him: Yeah, my girl has a shit load of that [lingerie] mess!
Me: What?, you don't like it?
Him: Shit ----- I mean, I did, at one point ----- when I thought It meant something would go down.
Me: Wa'wa' wait a minute, sooo she has it but doesn't wear it? How dat work?
Him: Yeah she wears it but shiiiiiiiit, it's not like we gonna put each other to sleep or nothing...
Me: I'm Sorry, I'm Lost. You don't cum? You don't have to every time!
Him: Hell, I don't start! I mean, if I could at least get some head, i'd be alright!
Me: (Holding back laughter) O' so sexy lingerie is like having a nicely wrapped gift, to open it up and it's a fucking empty box?!?!? Dat's some bullshit.
Him: EXACTLY!
Me: hahahahhaha I start typing, [duh, i'm the author]
Him: Stop fucking typing! Ass!

Needless to say it's not funny, but I tend to laugh a lot, my bad. Soooo 30DCPeeps what's up with this? Why would you be a tease if you're not gonna please?  Having and giving good head can and will go a looooooooo (yes, I'm still going) oooooooong way! I'm just saying, it does!

Until later,